The guys all sent their wives to bed along with the children. David wanted to scream at someone and didn't want to frighten the children... any of them.
"Well hello, gentlemen", said the gruff bass on the other end of the line. "How's tricks? That new album you guys just released was superb. More and more kids are joining our army. You should be proud of yourselves."
"General", David said. "Shut up for a moment. I have a question for you and you had better know the answer. If you don't, not only am I going to be highly pissed, but I'm sure so are my friends here with me. You really don't wanna know what we'll do when we're pissed off."
"Ok Draiman, speak, what's the problem?" The General said.
"First of all, my name is David and I am NOT you dog. Don't call me by my last name and tell ME to speak, you fucking sleazeball. Second, and this is really the more important of the two things I have to say, but how the fuck does the Establishment know where our safe house is?"
"They don't."
"Wrong answer", Dan said. "The four of us, David's wife and John's wife just sniped the mother fuckers. You wanna try that again, General?"
"I honestly don't know, gentlemen. I wasn't aware that the Establishment knew your whereabouts or you would have had a security force there the moment I knew. You're far too important to the cause to lose."
"Well, General, I suggest you start looking into all of the men under your command that have been here and find out who's a double agent or your name is mud. Got it?" Mike said.
"Yeah, our wives don't really like us being in harm’s way like that, and the fact that my wife and David's wife helped us get rid of those bastards really makes you look bad", John said.
"You wouldn't want us to start fucking with your reputation, now would you?" David asked.
"No, of course not, fellas. I will launch a thorough investigation into this immediately. You have my word of honor, gentlemen."
"We better", Dan said.
"Or it's going to be your name in a outcry next and you can kiss your career good bye", David said and ended the call.
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